10 Things God is Not

Life usually doesn’t fit into nice neat little lists, but that doesn’t keep me from trying. Welcome to my Tuesday 10, where I try to fit the messiness of life into a list of ten. Better late than never, here is my incredibly short and almost altogether inscrutable list of things that God is not.

1. A magic trick

2. Santa Claus

3. An angry bully

4. A scorekeeper

5. A political party

6. A man made idol

7. Dumb

8. American

9. A crutch for the weak

10. Inactive, dead, or distant